Archive | February 2012

RIP Davy Jones

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Dreamy, right?

Davy Jones, of the not-entirely-real band The Monkees, has died of a heart attack at his home in Florida. He was 66.

Jones was #4 on my list of celebrity crushes from the ages of 6 – 11. Another of my childhood heroes, and local girl, Jan Berenstain died in Radnor Friday. Berenstain and her husband were the authors of the Berenstain Bears books.

If the rule of threes is really in play, and it’s revolving around my youth, then Wil Wheaten should probably stay in doors for the next few days. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, buddy.

 

Poll: Should we do another March Madness?

A few years ago Philly Lush hosted a March Madness, where Philadelphia landmarks, people, and concepts squared off against each other to win the ultimate prize – a .jpeg with their face on it.

I totally forgot that March was starting tomorrow (good thing it’s a leap year, right?), so I’m not quite prepared. I’ve created a poll to find out if I should do it again (if I do, it will start up this weekend):

Watch out for the Drama Llama, Mayor Nutter

Today’s issue of the Metro has a blurb on the front page about Mayor Nutter’s extracurricular activities. It seems that Fox 29 obtained a video of him and an “attractive blond woman” getting “touchy-feely” at Lucky Strikes Lanes and Lounge.

Want to see the video? You probably never will. The segment was cut after the mayor met with news director Steve Schwaid.

Why am I referencing a physical newspaper article, instead of linking you to something like a normal blogger? Because I can not find any mention of this “scandal” anywhere online – not even on the Metro’s website!

What can we conclude here? Either this is a complete non-story, or Mayor Nutter is a political mastermind/cultist of Cthulhu/made all the right people an offer they couldn’t refuse and made this story go away.

Obviously I’m voting for cultist of Cthulhu. I mean, come on.

In other news, Wyoming is going crazy! (or getting awesome?)

My father’s retirement plan involves buying a ranch in Wyoming, living alone in an old FEMA trailer (maybe with a dog, maybe), and charging millionaires an astronomical fee to hunt buffalo and/or humans on his property.

It’s gold right? Don’t steal it, he’ll find you.

At least once a week I get an e-mail from him trying to encourage me to move out there to be his farm hand. If the “Milked a Cow” certificate the Amish gave me when I was 7 proves anything, then I am totally qualified for that life! The Amish wouldn’t lie to me. I can milk a cow, forever.

Anyway, this article is the closest he’s come to convincing me. House Bill 85 will give Wyoming the power to pretty much become their own country in the event of a catastrophe, or the “complete meltdown of the federal government.” They’d be able to issue their own currency, implement their own draft, raise a standing army, and develop an air force!

So yeah. I know where I’m going during the zombie apocalypse.

In other ridiculous political news, did you hear about the cat that’s running for the Virginia senate? Because that’s actually happening.

Cheesesteak soup: So Philadelphian it hurts

Like a good South Philadelphian, my love for cheesesteaks is both epic and borderline unhealthy (who am I kidding? It’s incredibly unhealthy). So when I saw that the Duane Morris cafeteria (run by Stephen Starr. It’s the greatest hidden gem in Center City lunches, you really should check it out) soups of the day were “Chickpea, Tomato Escarole”, and “Cheesesteak” I nearly fell over.

Once I assured myself that I was not, in fact, drunk and/or dreaming, my friend and I raced over there to try it.

We opened the soup container, then glanced at each other with raised eyebrows. It really doesn’t look all that appealing – it is basically the consistency of a very thick off-white milk.

I’m glad we tried it though, because it is sort of wonderful. It tastes exactly like you’re drinking a cheesesteak (minus the bread). It’s rich, creamy and cheesy and filled with large chunks of shredded beef and potatoes.
The only downside is that moment when you’re eating it when you start to hate yourself for liking it so much. Mine came when I realized that I was absentminded patting myself on the back for “being healthy” and not eating a real cheesesteak. Let’s be honest – this is a “Cream of Cheesesteak.” The soup is not something anyone dieting should get in the habit of eating.
But it is delicious. Two thumbs way, way up.

It’s time to start thinking about Water Ice

The weather in Philly is gorgeous, so feel free to ignore your Lenten promises and treat yourself.

The South Philly Rita’s Water Ice - located at the corner of Passyunk Ave and Reed Street – is celebrating it’s grand re-opening today. Everything is 50% off today and Friday.

Don’t be confused. The official Rita’s ”First Day of Spring” promotion (aka Free Water Ice Day) won’t be for another 25 days (that’s Tuesday, March 20th for those of you that hate math).

If Water Ice isn’t your thing, Ms. Goody Cupcake, at 1838 E Passyunk Ave, has also just re-opened.

New Feature: Event Calendar!

Bored? Looking for a fun, possibly nerdy, way to get drunk? Philly Lush now offers an Event Calendar! It will be updated regularly, so don’t forget to keep checking back.

If you’d like your event to be added, e-mail us at phillylushblog@gmail.com.

And, of course, Philly Lush is on Twitter. Because everyone needs to be on Twitter.
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My top ten favorite ways people have found this blog.

WordPress keeps a log of all the search terms that linked people to me. These are the best:

  1. lobsters
  2. bear fighting shark

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    CatsthatlooklikeHilter.com is pretty much the reason the internet was created.

  3. tuna sandwich
  4. faerie porn
  5. creepy victorian
  6. tauren porn
  7. horse penis
  8. badass panther
  9. extremely creepy
  10. I’m drinking for two
  11. Silly hitler

This is awesome, you should use it

I’ve been playing around with Skookul.com (Say it out loud. Get it?) all day. The main page is a list of some of the city’s upcoming concerts, but the real magic is their transportation page.

All of Septa’s buses, trains, and trolleys are listed, and updated on a Google Map of the city in real time with where they actually are. You’ll never have to guess where the hell your bus is again. It even tells you exactly how late all the trains are (I’ve clicked on half the list so far…and every single one is running at least 10 minutes late…).

While I obviously can’t speak for it’s accuracy (not that I doubt it is), the good news is that all of the bus and trolley updates are pretty recent – most of them were updated 1-2 minutes ago. The longest gap I’ve seen so far is 7 minutes.

If anything, the site is excellent entertainment for the easily amused. It’s pretty neat to see exactly how many buses Septa has running each route – and pretty silly to see how close most of them are to each other!